Shopping List

• Eggs

• Milk

• Bread

• Cheese

• Head of cabbage

• Lettuce

• Peas

• Sponge

• Gloves

• White plastic sheets

• Rope 

• Shovel

• Duct tape

• Beets

• Extra-strength bleach

(To wash out the stains)

• Barrel of acid

(To dissolve the remains)

• Knife

• Poison

• Pistol 

• Bat

• Bear trap

• Chainsaw
• Food for the cat

Lowen Jeffery (they/them)

I am a fledgling writer, mainly in stageplays, and hope to continue playwriting into university and beyond. So far, two of my plays have been produced by APA’s Dramatic Production department: “Cracking the Case,” and, “The Guest.” If you’ve read any of my work, no, I don’t really know what it’s about either.